Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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