I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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