I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.