last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.