last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Are we still banned from the library?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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