Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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