turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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