Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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