What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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