is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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