Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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