she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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