We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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