She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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