just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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