I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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