I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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