im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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