It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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