I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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