Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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