Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Do vagina's smell?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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