doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
