Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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