Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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