he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Randomize
