im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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