I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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