Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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