Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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