I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't deserve a penis
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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