I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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