Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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