I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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