Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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