She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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