He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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