whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I came so hard my ears popped.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
