There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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