I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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