i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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