So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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