North Korea, Best Korea!
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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