i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
