why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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