thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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