wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
not ubering you a puppy
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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