That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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