oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I know her cup size but not her name....
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