so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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