so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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