I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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