i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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