We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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