Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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