I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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