This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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