I'm drive I can fine osifer
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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