There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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