He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
